You have officially made it if you ever go into the nicest restaurant in town and order either:
a) The most expensive drink on the menu
b) A beer with “ICE” in the name

You have officially made it if you ever go into the nicest restaurant in town and order either:
a) The most expensive drink on the menu
b) A beer with “ICE” in the name

Every once in a while a new artist arrives on the scene to deliver a paradigm shift to the way people evaluate music.
I present Mr. Ghetto.
a) If you drive a Prius, you are not a bro.
b) To appeal the decision please reference Bro Law 3167 a).
It doesn’t matter whether your reason for lifting is to excel at a sport, improve your health, or look good at the beach, the ‘core’ of each workout routine should remain the same.
I emphasize ‘core’ deliberately because I think it represents a misguided trend in fitness. What do you think will develop stronger abdominal muscles – squats or crunches? If the answer isn’t immediately clear to you its because you haven’t done squats or haven’t done them with even decent form. You can do crunches all day, every day, but the limited resistance will just serve as a cardio alternative.
Lifting/pushing/pulling heavy weights in compound lifts engages far more muscles then you may realize. And your body responds synergistically. If you want developed biceps, dont worry about an extra set of curls, but make sure you remember to deadlift. The irony of muscle-specific training, as with the examples of abs and biceps, is that not only will your performance in the basic compound lifts suffer, but you wont even get the gains you made your focus.
The best solution is to combine both – compound lifts and accessory movements. Clearly if I had to choose one, my thesis is that compound lifts are the foundation of any good program. Notwithstanding, it dosn’t hurt to add ‘show’ exercises to work out specific areas of interest. But my experience in the gym has proven time and again that by sacrificing the real ‘core’ of my workout – deadlifts, squats, and bench press – not only do I lose a real metric of my strength, but I lose just about everything else I had built up too.
In other news, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
This week’s Induction into the Hall of Bros should come as no surprise as Bros the world over have lost one of their own today. MCA, also known as Adam Yauch, passed away this morning after a three year battle with cancer. He was a hero, a role model, and most of all a complete and utter Bro.

MC for what I am and do the A is for Adam and the lyrics, true.
Today we celebrate the life and achievements of a fallen Bro. Adam Yauch was a born and bred Brooklynite who overcame great adversity to touch the lives of millions.
Yauch was tragically born with no ability to sing, dance, carry a tune, or make any damn sense. He was eventually diagnosed with a crippling lack of natural talent; however, Yauch never allowed this to slow him down.
In the early 80s Yauch teamed up with Michael Diamond, and Adam Horovitz, to create what was to become the most Jewish rap super group of all time. It is hard to imagine what would become of these misfits, that between the three of them could not put together a single sense of rhythm, but through sheer force of tenacity and desire, they fought their way to greatness.
With no musical talent to speak of the Beastie Boys had no choice but to attract fans by acting as the voice of a generation. The Beastie Boys connected with kids in the 80s rapping about things that really mattered: partying, getting girls, and sticking it to the man. Their music was so awesome that some total B named Tipper Gore got all butt hurt and tried to stop the Beastie Boys. In response to this MCA chugged a beer in her face, and wafted a fart in her direction.
The Beastie Boys went on to make numerous hit songs and albums over the course of two and a half decades. As the group got older, their music has always been able to reach out to the newer generations with a message of rebellion, as well as being able to transport anyone that grew up with them back to the point in time when they were just a young punk. They encouraged all people to fight for the right to paaaaaaaartay.
Sadly, in 2009 MCA was diagnosed with cancer in a salivary gland. He fought for 3 years before succumbing to the cancer May,4 2012. While he is sorely missed, MCA will forever remain in the hearts of millions of fans whose lives he changed over the years. MCA was more of a Bro in 47 years than most can hope to be in a hundred.
MCA we miss and love you (no homo). Our thoughts and wishes go out to your family.
“You can’t serve two masters”
Still not sure if that’s from the Bible or Trains, Plains, and Plantains but the wisdom rings true in everyday life. When it comes to working out, not only should you set concrete, realistic goals, but those goals should not be in conflict or you will fail in multiple directions. If your aim is to bulk up then hour-long cardio sessions are counterproductive. If your goal is strength, then taking short breaks between sets is not in your best interest. If you want to run fast then at some point extra weight is just going to impede your progress. The examples are numerous.
First then, with respect to goal setting, its important to have targets which are aspirational yet achievable. The amount of muscle you can put on is largely dictated by your skeletal frame. This includes your height, but more important the circumfrence of your bones. Here is a calculator I’ve found is reasonably accurate, but take it with a grain of salt (http://www.weightrainer.net/maximum_bodypred.html). Any bigger and you can suspect fat. Fortunately, even if you have a small frame, a smaller amount of muscle actually appears more impressive; look at it as if you’re lucky you dont have to spend so much on food. People also have a limited endurance potential, here measured as slow twitch muscle fiber. Converting fast twitch muscle fiber to slow twitch is an arduous process, and comes at the sacrifice of expplosive strength. Obviously then, brief sets at heavy weights yield different results than extended exercise with light resistance.
That’s not to say you cant find a balance, or that you shouldn’t be happy with the balance you have achieved. But in a culture that rewards extremes, dont expect to be able to run a marathon on the same day you audition for the WWE.
Recently I convinced myself I didn’t have enough time to work out. I also convinced myself I didnt have time to write last weeks workout entry. Which is pretty pathetic if you know my schedule. Nonetheless, I began doing less and less. A switch from weights to calisthenics soon became a few sets of push-ups before bed. And that’s pretty remarakble considering not only how much time I used to spend in the gym, but how quickly I relented. Now it’s time to get back on track.
First, there is enough time in the day to workout. A workout dosn’t have to last a long time, and very often it shouldn’t. Nobody can sprint, all out, for more than 10 minutes or so. I find that four or five 100m sprints are all i can take. And everyone can make time for that.
Second, focus on what will get you results. Notwithstanding a busy schedule, our tendency is not only to cheat the length of a workout but also to cheat on our exercise selection. ‘Don’t have time to really workout’ ends up meaning ‘replacing the bench press with bicep curls’, even though they take just as much time. Compound lifts and all-out cardio intervals are the solution. Ironically, the exercises that are most effective often take the least amount of time.
Finally, if all else fails, pull-ups. And if you cant find something to hang from (you always can), hand-stand/elevated push-ups.
Today I am proud to have found this video of a little Japanese dude just being a super clean cut bro out in the wild.
He had the courageousness to order a bacon burger with 1,050 strips of bacon on it. That is right 1K fucking strips of bacon!
My hat is off to you little man.
Check out the bad idea crew and their latest shenanigans:
These kids are like, “Honey Badger doesn’t give a fuck.” Also note that one kid takes a sucker punch from an onlooker at the end. Is stupid child ause illegal in New York?
Rack City Bitch, Rack Rack City Bitch.